Enough of this weardy beardy stuff
25th Aug 2012
I don’t know about you, but I’ve had about enough of this retro Joy-of-Sex ish beardy thing that’s going on with men at the mo.
Brad Pitt, never adverse to facial hair, has finally allowed his beard to swallow his face. Hairy Russell Brand always looks like he needs a good clean in bleach. And now, on a relaxed Saturday morning, just after I’ve enjoyed my pancakes, a Boden menswear catalogue flies onto my doormat, and on the cover? A gangly man with a whopper weirdy beardy!
The problem is that men are trying to be pheramoney at the mo - getting all Neaderthal in the hope that we may drop the ugga bugga cooking bowl in desire and head into the cave for some action. Gentlemen you are deluded. And womenfolk, please do your bit. Show your men the photos underneath and underline to them which version is SEXIER!
You want some more? OK then!
Ladies and gentleman, the prosecution rests its case.