Say hello to the lovely Emma and try not to envy her too much for that delicious £275 Juicy Couture bag she’s carrying. Emma is an RAF mum from Benson and originally asked that I give the prize to someone else on account of her two small children with their four greasy hands who she felt were likely to ruin the bag.

That crazy idea was entirely rejected for being way too selfless, and now it looks like Emma’s pretty happy she was overruled.

I’m sure she won’t mind me sharing a bit of her note:

Dear Hero

 Here is the pic of me and THE bag – don’t I look chuffed!! Huge thanks for such a wonderful prize, I really am going to enjoy using this bag especially after I ran my last one over in the car but that’s another story. Won’t send a pic of what went inside the bag, but I have a 3 year old and a 1 year old so you can probably guess.

Oh come now Emma, that’s easy. Wetwipes and crayons are too old-school. With a smile that relaxed, it has to be tramadol all the way!

Emma